I ordered a pizza from Papy Murphy's. I am a fan of the thin crust, it's so flaky and good, and since I love brown cheese on top, I love that I can bake it at home! But I digress.
I order my pizza. I go to the bathroom while waiting. I wash my hands and dry them with a paper towel from the automatic paper towel dispenser machine. I open the bathroom door. I notice that no one else is in the bathroom or the hallway. I look back at the paper towel dispenser. You have to break the infrared beam with movement to get the machine to see you and know a towel is needed. Still no one in the hall. Hmm.
Why not? Time to practice invisibility!
So I go to my heart space and access the Matrix/Force/Grace/Whatever. I imagine my photons phasing out and fading like how the Star Trek people would beam up. I wave my hands in front of dryer-nothing. I change my stance. I wave them up and down and sideways. Nothing. No whrrr, no towel, no-body. I try several more times with the same result. Then I get bored after a while and get my pizza. Which was delicious by the way.
Ha ha! I am on to you Harry Potter!
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